Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Actually Cool Things to Do When Someone Visits ATL



Atlanta is overwhelming when you have to be someone’s tour guide -- especially nowadays with all this energy, development, and international recognition we’ve got going on. ATL’s got Donald Glover, Killer Mike, Migos and other rappers continuing to keep the hype alive, along with the movie business coming to town, AND real reasons to actually believe in at least one sports team every year.
 
There’s just so damn much to do! So what should you be showing off to other people right now, or what should you show your ATL host when you come to town demanding the grand experience? First, grab something to eat and something to drink. Then consult this handy guide, of course. 
 
 

Drink local beer on the BeltLine

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Old Fourth Ward, West End
You’ve got two solid choices today: New Realm on the Eastside Trail and Monday Night Garage on the Southwest side. Both are highly respected and have award-winning brewers and beers, and both are great places to people-watch, whether you’re rooftopping it with a New Realm Hoplandia IPA, or balcony-peering from the Garage with a Rucksack summer seasonal Hefeweizen.
 

Watch Atlanta United dominate the field

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Mercedes-Benz Stadium
Atlanta United is the defending MLS Cup champs and hottest thing in US soccer. No other MLS team can say it had a home game during the World Cup and more people attended it than two simultaneous matches in Russia. ATL UTD will have home games all the way through October 6.
 

Be in a movie

Free
Everywhere
Those tax incentives Georgia created for the film industry must be really nice, because you can’t walk down the street anymore without seeing a production crew shooting something. “Y’allywood” is booming, and that means you have a shot at fame and fortune, or at least a check to help with gas, craft services, and wrap party invites. You don’t even have to go hunting and dealing with bogus agencies; the Georgia Department of Economic Development has a list of credible casting companies that hire extras as well as crew members if that’s your thing.
 

Blues yourself at Northside Tavern

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West Midtown
That storied little building sitting just south of White Provisions -- among Howell Mill’s cute and trendy shops and eateries -- is pretty much the holy grail of the Atlanta blues music. Local bluesman Mudcat still plays and books outside bands, the bartender still breathes fire, and the pool table still has all sorts of questionable stains. It gets no grittier. (RIP to owner Ellyn Webb; she’d be proud to know the show goes on).

Find your own nook near the Chattahoochee River

Free
Various
Atlanta’s original Hoochee-Mama is the river that runs through it, and while there are definitely a few parts of the river you’d probably want to avoid, there are places above and below Metro Atlanta with great views, hiking trails, and hangout capabilities, whether you’re in Newnan at Chattahoochee Bend State Park, or Riverside Park up in Roswell.
 

Visit Atlanta’s LBGTQA epicenter

Free
Midtown
It doesn’t even matter if you aren’t in need of a cup of Caribou Coffee, a Flying Biscuit, or feel like eating at either TEN or 10th & Piedmont. There’s something worth visiting just to say you walked across at least one of the streets at the intersection of Piedmont Avenue and 10th Street, where Outwrite, an iconic gay bookstore, once stood. If you get lost, just ask for the rainbow crosswalk.
 

Hit Downtown Decatur, where everything’s greater

Free
Decatur Square
Since you can walk right out of the MARTA train station and right into some of the area’s most fun restaurants and bars (Leon’s Full Service, Brick Store Pub, The White Bull, Kimball House, The Iberian Pig), it’s a great place to be if you’re unsure of what you should be doing on a day around Atlanta and don’t feel like thinking.
 

Take a tour of East Lake

Free
The home course of Bobby Jones will let you take a self-guided tour of the clubhouse of the all-time golfing great. They’re always on third Sundays and you can bring 15 friends or less; just email them or call 404-373-5722 for reservations. Or of course you can wait to be invited as a member to have access anytime you want… but maybe it’s best to go ahead and look around today.

Eat BBQ at B’s Cracklin’ Barbecue

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Nothing at all is wrong with Fox Bros. or all the other locally famous barbecue joints in ATL, but we’re now at a point where people are going to ask if you’ve had B’s brisket when you were in town. And though it’s taken a couple years, pitmaster/owner Bryan Furman has turned his food into a legit city landmark.
 

Go through the Krog Street Tunnel

Free
One way to find out what Atlanta’s artistic and activist community is doing at any given time is to head east on Dekalb Avenue and check out the graffiti-laced tunnel at the Krog intersection. You’ll see always-changing street art that includes social messages, as well as event flyers in mural format. And it’s all okay with the city, so nobody gets ticketed or harassed for putting a little paint on it for whatever reason.
 
 

 Do free yoga with King of Pops

Free
Piedmont Park
Not only should you exclusively be eating King of Pops all summer -- since they’re ATL-made and were the ones who started this whole craft pops wave -- but you should be getting your chakras, woo-sahs, and namastes on with them on Tuesdays through August. It’s a great example of ATL coming together for all the right reasons (yoga + popsicles).
 

Hit up the Downtown landmarks

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Just because you’re staying Downtown doesn’t mean you’re stuck in a dead zone. The area around Five Points, both above Underground Atlanta and beyond, is getting much cooler these days, especially if you’re close to Centennial Park. There’s the Center for Civil and Human Rights, the Georgia Aquarium, Der Biergarten, some great pizza spots (like Amalfi and Max’s Coal Oven), and you’re not that far from the home venues of three of ATL’s four major league sports teams.
 

Go out dancing at MJQ

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Poncey Highland
It has survived longer than a hell of a lot of beloved ATL entertainment establishments, and that’s because Atlanta still loves hip-hop and dancing. It’s underground, always hot as hell when it fills up, and is not the right place for a craft cocktail. But that takes nothing away from the fantastic night of ass-shaking you’ll experience thanks to some of our city’s best DJs.
 

Hit The Battery before a game

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Cumberland
The Braves (at press time) are still winning! That makes it great to be at a game inside their shiny new stadium this year. True, that traffic situation isn’t exactly the best, but once you’re there you can enjoy great food and drinks -- whether you’re inside SunTrust Park or just on the edge of it.
 

Do not miss Hip-Hop Trivia

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Jack’s Pizza & Wings
Respected journalists and podcast hosts Branden Peters and Maurice Garland have been running a night of surprisingly not-easy rap-based trivia for years now, and the weekly event attracts some of Atlanta’s most influential people -- including Andre 3000 not too long ago. Win and you’ll get a bar tab, and you can also get a free beer if you can successfully perform whatever songs they choose for each week’s live challenge.

Visit (or stay) in Atlanta’s most notorious hotel

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Hotel Clermont
The Georgian Terrace is obviously historic, but now that Atlanta’s most famous hotel is back, it’s hard to deny the temptation to stay in a room just above one of America’s most famous strip clubs (and Atlanta’s first), just to see for yourself if there are any ghosts roaming the newly restored building’s halls. The best part? Rooms aren’t even that expensive; you can get a night in a king bed for $179, pre-tax. But with its Astroturfed rooftop, French brasserie Tiny Lou’s and lobby bar with late-night eats, you’ll never want to leave -- at least until you see something in the Clermont Lounge that scares you worse than any ghost story you hear about the hotel’s rowdier days.
 

Learn a whole lot more about MLK

Free
The King Center
Not only does it include Dr. King’s birth home and the final resting place of he and Coretta Scott King, but you can peruse The King Center's library and archives, which has all sorts of interviews, papers and historical artifacts relating to the Atlanta native’s inspiring work for humanity.
 
 

Pay homage to the great Jimmy Carter

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The Jimmy Carter Presidential Library and Museum
Admit it: Whether it’s you visiting Atlanta or someone else that’s staying with you, you probably haven’t been to visit in a while or ever. That’s a shame -- the man was POTUS and continues to do great things for the world! Go get a piece of that peanut history!
 

Eat some authentic soul food

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Various
You’ve gotta visit The Busy Bee Cafe, period. And Mary Mac’s is also not to be missed. But there are a lot of other extremely worthy soul food restaurants in Atlanta, from old-school neighborhood favorites like The Beautiful, to newer spots like Kandi Burruss’ Old Lady Gang, and definitely chef Deborah VanTrece’s spot Twisted Soul. Todd Richards has you covered at Richard’s Southern Fried, and… well, that should keep you busy enough for now.

 Go to one of our many great festivals

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Atlanta
Whether you like ice cream, African-American films, BBQ, blues and bluegrass music, or finding shadefrom this damned ATL heat, there is certainly a festival for you and your friends. And it doesn’t end in fall either -- from Pride to Imagine Music Festival, the outdoor party never stops.
 

Scream your face off at Metalsome

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Dark Horse Tavern
Your friends will curse you if you let them come to Atlanta, eat a bunch of delicious food, have fantastic drinks, enjoy all the greatness of this city and everything, but forget to take them to 10 High Club for our long-running heavy metal karaoke event. The TL;DR is this: heavy metal karaoke, but with a live band. Get there early. And get some out-of-town friends who are more appreciative too, maybe.
 

Get a lapdance

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Various
Look, it’s no secret Atlanta has THE best strip clubs in the world -- Magic City, Follies, Cheetah, Blue Flame, Pink Pony, Onyx… you have lots of choices (even Clermont Lounge!). And you know you’ve seen and heard the videos and songs, and felt the only thing missing was you with a stack of one dollar bills shooting from your hand automatically. So yes, you can still enjoy Atlanta’s world-famous strip clubs in class and style. No cameras though. Not now, not ever.
 

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